Clerk: How many in your party?
LOL: Three.
Clerk: What is the last name?
LOL: We all have different ones!
Me: [insert evil thought here]
Clerk: What is your last name?
LOL: something
Bystander: I'd like to...
Me: I am next!
Clerk: Do you have a reservation?
Me: No, I'd like to be placed on the waiting list.
Clerk: How many in your party?
Me: Three.
Clerk: What is the last name?
Me: Russell
Bystander: I'd like to be placed on the waiting list.
Clerk: How many in your party?
...
While the LOL and friend were chatting with the clerk, I gleaned the following:
The two boats seat a combined 171.
Only the captains know how many people have tickets for their boats.
There are usually 167-169 reservations given out.
At exactly 1 PM, the captains will determine if they have any spare life-jackets.
So, we waited an hour. Fortunately, they sell hot dogs, so we got a lunch.
At 1 PM, a captain radioed to the clerk, 'Is there anyone waiting to go on the boat?'
When the clerk replied 'Yes, 21', I could hear a gulp. After several seconds the captain said, 'We have room for six more!'